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Orochimaru's Angst (Really.)
DISCLAIMER: DON'T OWN. LIKE, AT ALL. SO DON'T SUE! SERIOUSLY! NARUTO AND ALL THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO THAT ONE GUY WHO CREATED THEM WHOSE NAME I CANNOT REMEMBER FOR CRAP. Kay.


Un-fucking-belivable.

I learn all this Jutsu shit, just to prove to people I'm not just that kid with the freak toad pervert kid and the genius sensei. And that superficial, hemophobic, cashless bitch.

And then, I get my ass handed to me, my ownage plans blown up in my face, plus my arms get all fucked up all in the same day. What the fuck?

And, since life is a bitch, I'm here. Angsting. Typing this with my fucking tongue. Kabuto, shut the fuck up.  You were typing with cheetos dust on your fingers again; I can taste it. Kabuto, shut the fuck up! It isn't fucking funny!

And you! Fucking Konohagakure! Douchbags. Oh, and note to those three useless fucking ANBU jerkoffs who were waiting outside my barrier? Yeah? Fuck you. What the hell were you going to do, sit and watch? Oh, yeah, wait. That's exactly what you did.

Why are the ANBU now such assholes? Seriously, Hokage Whatever? Change the fucking ANBU entry exams, or something. Don't fuck with the kunai if you're only going to use it to trim your nails, double fucks!

And Uchiha! The fuck? Dammit.

As to the rest of you, fuck you. That is pretty much all, for now.

*sigh* Fucking Cheetos dust, all over my fucking face now...
Yeah, I'm supposed to be writing a research paper right now. >.<; Eh, yeah. You read the disclaimer, dammit. Not mine. But this little ditty thingy is. Muah!

As a side note, anybody else fucking LOVE the creepy ass girl Orochimaru's laugh? That was fucking awesome.

Oh, and as a warning? Profanity. Although I guess it's too late for that, huh? Yeah.
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:icontasorius:
Tasorius Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
damn... why does everyone use such stupid language...
so annoying.....
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:icontasorius:
Tasorius Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2011
You use stupid words and stupid langage...
You seem to have to use that stupid word in almost every sentence...
Orochimaru-sama's goal is almost the same as mine...
Do not annoy Tasorius Orochimaru Hohenheim...
Foolish ant...
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:iconorochimaruoto:
Orochimaruoto Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2008  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
....This is not cool
It's fucking awesome. This is going to my faves.
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soragirlisrachael Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2008
OH MY GOD!!!!!!! i cant stop laughing!!!! *falls on floor, laughing ass off*
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duaghterofthereaper Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2008
god you rock
poor orochi-kun
he needs a hug and maybe some morphine (he needs a nap even if it's by force)
damn Kabuto i hate him he's such a dick head!
Fuck him! Wiat he's to much of a shit to desurve a fuck
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:iconsleepindarkness:
sleepindarkness Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2008
*high fives* Thanks! <3 And fuck him. Seriously.
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:iconduaghterofthereaper:
duaghterofthereaper Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2008
oh well i guess that changes sometin' well i think kabuto's a dick head and orochi just needs some love and maybe a therapist but oh well who doesn't these days
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daydreamer626 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
THATS WHERE MY CHEETOS WENT, DAMN YOU KABUTO....DAMN YOU!
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:iconsleepindarkness:
sleepindarkness Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2007
Kabuto: What?
Oro: Goddamnit, stop eating cheetos at the keyboard!
Kabuto: But I like them!
Oro: *looks onto the monitor* HEY!
Kabuto's Picture:
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gaaraxangel Featured By Owner May 22, 2007   Photographer
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... deep breath THAT WA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YAAAAAAAY I WAS BORED THEN RREAD THIS IM GOING TO MAKE A FAN FICTION OF A YOUNGER OROCHIMARU ................................................
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